Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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