Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Dignity is for republicans.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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