Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
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Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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