YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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