whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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