Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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