ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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