All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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