you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
honey bunches of taint.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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