And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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