doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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