At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
they need to just BURY HIM!
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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