you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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