doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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