their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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