yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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