no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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