Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
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