Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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