We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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