So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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