Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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