About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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