i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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