HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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