fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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