What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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