I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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