People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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