was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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