and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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