whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
how does that bad decision feel?
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