we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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