any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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