chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
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I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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