Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
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He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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