I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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