dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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