I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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