Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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