i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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