You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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