She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
