proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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