Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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