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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.

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  Did you save them?

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  Who?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college

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  she has no idea

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..

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• (916): View more from California

  We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.

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• (518): View more from New York

  She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?

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  It's 3 am.

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