I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I believe in your delicious
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho