when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
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that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place