please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
