Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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