what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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