how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You can't just leave with hair like that
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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