eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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