How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
he just fucked me for my cheese.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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