I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
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Found the puke drawer
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
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