no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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