He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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